Friday, November 21, 2014

Wait's Law of Attraction

No matter where you stop your grocery cart, it immediately attracts a shopper who needs to browse items on the shelf behind it.


Friday, November 7, 2014

Kids, Go to Your Rooms!

Today I came across this Sports Illustrated item about the multimedia kerfuffle between two highly paid, high-profile ESPN commentators and personalities, Bill Simmons and Mike Golic.

As the kids say, I can't even.

Sports is supposed to be the fun relaxation you have after everybody's done with their workday and then done screaming at each other about the news.  Of course, we also have to know what's going on with our favorite teams, so there's another informational layer atop the actual sports we enjoy: the news about sports.

Then, however, things get sillier and sillier.  In the order of decreasing relevance and increasing distance removed from the games themselves, we have
  • Opinions about the news about sports;
  • Opinions about the opinions about the news about sports;
  • Opinions about the people who have opinions about the opinions about the news about sports;
  • Program producers who encourage the airing of strong opinions about the people who have opinions about the opinions about the news about sports;
  • Sports networks, including ESPN, that egg on their program producers to encourage the airing of strong opinions about the people who have opinions about the opinions about the news about sports;
 and ultimately,
  • The management aspects of sports networks, including ESPN, that egg on their program producers to encourage the airing of strong opinions about the people who have opinions about the opinions about the news about sports.
Which brings us to this Sports Illustrated item, which is, in essence,
  • News about the management aspects of sports networks, including ESPN, that egg on their program producers to encourage the airing of strong opinions about the people who have opinions about the opinions about the news about sports.
I'm thinking you can guess my opinion about that.



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